jonasthegreat

"im in touch with humanity"
im from new england and i am 4teen and i like everything
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i wnana be a cute anime girl
Category: Blogging
that would be so cute like with pink hair and dresseds and stuff that would be so cool and anime girls are cute but sadly i am a teenage boy :p » Continue Reading
girls
Category: Life
girls are the most stupid thing ever. they are rude to me for no reason i try to be nice to this one girl im friends with and she says im like one of her best friends BUT SHE IS DRY AND IS MEAN and i am sad and she is stupid and i didnt do anyrthinf wrong becuase my heart was broken so i ghosged her for a month but i came back better thsan ever but sshe was mean so i am mad and i am angry WHY IS S... » Continue Reading
why isnt every girl in love with me?
Category: Life
im the perfect guy im the best ever and women are stupid except two of them » Continue Reading
patrick bateman
Category: Life
im literally patrick bateman, he is literally so cool and awesome and he is so cool and nonchalant. he is my idol in some sort of way. for a while i was doing his entire morning routine including 400 situps every morning and 100 push-ups. my mom said my "obsessed" with him and that i was unhealthy and anorexic or whatver the fuck. i miss when i was because i was so hot and now i look like a fatass... » Continue Reading
my heart
Category: Life
every night i have severse pains in my chest. ITS FROM YOU STUPID GIRLS. you all hate me, and for no reason at all. i have nothing becausr of you. i shake in fear because im not able to be liked by anyone it corrodes my soul. i hate it is much lolz » Continue Reading
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i am not a fricking incel
Category: Life
you girls just dont see the vision of me being the best guy on the planet, im handsome, im funny, im literally the ideal boyfriend... but you girls dont notice me because i dont wear stupid nike techs and a fuckboy. girls are stupid and i will listen to weezer and fried by fluoride till i get one which must be soon, i am tired with online relationships. unless. okay bye bye » Continue Reading
I HATe YOU GIRLS
Category: Life
please just love me already i cant take it anymore i want to be held. all you stupid girls with boyfriends i wish the worst. i dont care if you are the worst or best couple, i wish i was never born so i wouldnt have to endure on this treacherous life. kill me already please » Continue Reading
its not fair..
Category: Life
basically all my friends have had girls that liked them. except for me, the only girl who has ever liked me was a stupid 7th grader. why dont girls want to give me the love i deserve. i am not an incel im fucking awesome unlike you fags. i just want someone to hold me and tell me they love me. is that too much to ask in this modern world? » Continue Reading