you girls just dont see the vision of me being the best guy on the planet, im handsome, im funny, im literally the ideal boyfriend... but you girls dont notice me because i dont wear stupid nike techs and a fuckboy. girls are stupid and i will listen to weezer and fried by fluoride till i get one which must be soon, i am tired with online relationships. unless. okay bye bye

i am not a fricking incel
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γππππππγ
yall this is ragebait and its amazing
Kolo-Kun
then date a guy, hope this helps^_^
Well written very honest
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Lunxen
Date a guy then, no one's stopping you <3
Hairspray
He is literally me
ka.mika.ze4
just date men then, damn
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please be satire please be satire please be satire please-
VampyVan
just date men then xD
Null_
literally the embodiment of "what 0 pussy does to a mf"
Kaitgrrl
lol
isabella
So calling girls stupid was going to make them like you more?
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I can't tell if this is satire or not send help lolz
cleo!!
nice guys always place last..

xX N0SWA1TH Xx
Or... Hear me put... Women don't want you cause you're not they're type.... Or perhaps they've get a partner already... Or! Okay, REALLY hear me out - they're lesbian?
Leo
you are the most unsigma person I've ever seen
sewnpill
you deserve a sigma like urself alex, don't worry, you'll show all those girls.
Dew-Drop
Bro, do you really think there are no girls out there whose tastes donβt fit your description? Do you believe that all the billions of women out there are always looking for the same type of guy? If thatβs the case, then youβre either looking in the wrong places or just having some bad luckβassuming everything youβre saying is true.
user27
tsk tsk tsk...when will you give it up alex.
GIVE WHAT UP
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shut up valley
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pure propaganda yipper yapper
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how is anything i say propoganda
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