patrick bateman

im literally patrick bateman, he is literally so cool and awesome and he is so cool and nonchalant. he is my idol in some sort of way. for a while i was doing his entire morning routine including 400 situps every morning and 100 push-ups. my mom said my "obsessed" with him and that i was unhealthy and anorexic or whatver the fuck. i miss when i was because i was so hot and now i look like a fatass normie bitch. just me imaging being him makes me kind of happy in a sense because he has such a way with words and has the perfect life. i dont know what else to say