It becomes more and more evident now that my time on earth is coming to a close. As does everyone else see, the signs of the end times. meteorites crashing into the earth in many major cities causing boughs of panic among the masses. Due to no effort on my part it seems i » Continue Reading
Despite my best considerations a targeted ad finally got me. i found myself actually joining a group of beta testers for a new game called SBURB_00. stupid name but i was promised something i just could not go and see if it was true. tragically i was assaulted immediately by some role players trying to convince me they were an alien. showing "proof" of their alien self and everything. one is more ... » Continue Reading
I like to think i make a very good quality product. taxidermy is a difficult profession to find a foot holding in. im not a big business and im always thankful when someone is a frequent buyer but a frequent returner is what pisses me off. Why buy items from me just to send them right back? waste of time on both our parts. if you dont like the item stop fucking buying i » Continue Reading
With the summer months finally on their approach it seems the hormones in the air have leaned themselves to idiocrasy. freshly freed from the confines of their mandatory schooling they find themselves braver than usual in this new world. pitifully they find themselves on my property, told all their life to stay away from the lone cabin and only now find themselves brave enough to approach and vand... » Continue Reading
Unbeknownst to me the gods had it in the cards that my life would be tormented all week. Firstly I don't put much stock into hexing coming from amateur online "witches". They typically have no merit behind them and are just a bunch of pissy teens putting lemon and rusty nails in a to-go container burying it in the ground with my name on a piece of paper and calling it a day. I assumed this wou... » Continue Reading