Return Policy

I like to think i make a very good quality product. taxidermy is a difficult profession to find a foot holding in. im not a big business and im always thankful when someone is a frequent buyer but a frequent returner is what pisses me off. Why buy items from me just to send them right back? waste of time on both our parts. if you dont like the item stop fucking buying it. ive sold the same item 6 times and every time some lunatic buys it and sends it back. i cant prove its the same person but im sure it is. i might give up at this point, im losing money with the postage and obviously whoever the fuck this is just wants to troll me and force me to keep this specific item. what a fucking weirdo. go watch some ai brain slop, rot your mind a bit more and leave me alone.

a little lighter news now, i visited my mom and it seems the flowers i planted are holding well. poisonous plants to keep away more of the wildlife from ruining her grave. i told her my woes and pulling out a tarot card in her honor gave me justice reversed. fitting for my situation. think it might be her telling me to just let this go. not like i plan to fight this shithead anymore. Theres always much more peaceful feelings after i visit her. if only i had time to visit her more often. it feels like im more often stuck at work now.

the heat really does bring up more death. old people cant take it or the stupid get brave, accidents happen. it just seems the sun fuels that flame. not like ill complain too much, just lets me have more observations and practice at funerals. can you believe it, people already complain im not cheery enough at a funeral. yeah sure, when your dad dies next year ill make sure to smile real wide. Thats enough for now, if youre reading this and youre that fucker that keeps returning my work i hope you end up on the slab next.

-Zena