Hey superstars! This is 805 Enavol, Pop sensation and professional fucking mess! I finally got my shit together and opened my first blog to stop the tabloids from spreading bullshit about me. I‘m gonna be as unhinged as possible on here so if u can‘t handle it, fuck off » Continue Reading
I am DEAD! I went to this new club in Downtown L.A. with my friends. We were already intoxicated when we arrived. Paparazzi swarmed and harrassed us, but we put our shades on and slayed right past them » Continue Reading
Hey celebrities! I'm very excited to announce a new song! It's called "Main Girl" and it's a collaboration with my friend and frequent collaborator, the very talented Miss Rina Whorgan » Continue Reading
So I'm currently on my way home from Hyde, going 90mph on the 405. I lost my license and I'm VERY intoxicated. There's a stranger in the backseat who hasn't moved for 20 minutes, I think he's dead lol I'm thinking about that one picture of Paris, Britney and Lindsay. I think it's the greatest fucking art piece of our time and deserves to replace the Mona Lisa. I should probably focus on the road, ... » Continue Reading