What's going awn??

So I'm currently on my way home from Hyde, going 90mph on the 405. I lost my license and I'm VERY intoxicated. There's a stranger in the backseat who hasn't moved for 20 minutes, I think he's dead lol

I'm thinking about that one picture of Paris, Britney and Lindsay. I think it's the greatest fucking art piece of our time and deserves to replace the Mona Lisa. I should probably focus on the road, but I can't even keep my head straight so whateverrrr.

Also, I'm listening to Britney's new album. GOD it's so GOOD!!