I was preparing to drive my two sisters 7 hours to Sydney. I had the usual anxieties about whether or not everything had been packed correctly. My sisters were debating who got to sit in the front passenger seat. I was deciding what podcasts to download, before realising that, as I am still on my Ls, I cannot use my phone while driving. The thought of seven hours with only silence killed me, but t... » Continue Reading
Dreamed this during a hot daytime nap I fell into whilst recovering from a hangover. I was an astronaut visiting Neptune. We landed on the one seemingly constructed structure on the planet's ocean surface. It was a large cube with fractal-like subdivisions creating a grid of square tunnels throughout. It was covered in sea life, coral, algae, barnacles, etc. with little fish and rock pool creature... » Continue Reading
My sister was showing me the trailer for a new live action Ben 10 film. He was on a river boat and transformed into Four Arms, but the style was weirdly simplified/chibi. He then transformed into Fin Fang Foom and stop the boat from falling down a waterfall. I then remember looking up the etymology of the Norwegian word 'stor' and something weird and untrue came up which I informed my mother about... » Continue Reading
Taste sweat - It's sprinting past spring into a hot summer again. Smell laundry sheets - You know, the ones you use instead of powder. Pre-measured. Smell citrus - Lurid, artificial. Feel fabric - Sheer, slipping against cotton. Feel rain - Just starting up. Feel skin - Not sure how it feels about you. Hear ringing - You are genetically predisposed to deafness, so you should stop exposing yourself... » Continue Reading
'Twas a giant warehouse separated into smaller film studios by curtains and other temporarily erected walls. Each one was a clutter with eclectic furniture from different design eras- objectively a mess, but somehow comforting. I was there with all my classmates shooting a film. We were there until 3am, yet no one tired. Each scene we shot, we would move to a new room in the warehouse, without kno... » Continue Reading
Did you know that Australia Post has been secretly collaborating with none other than "The Flintstones" all this time? Yes, that's right! Beneath the sunny skies of Bedrock lies a vast, subterranean network of mail delivery that defies time and logic. Here's how it supposedly works: **1. Dinosaur-Powered Mail Delivery:** According to this wild theory, Australia Post has harnessed the incredible po... » Continue Reading
(Verse 1) Well, gather 'round, Kidzbop, let's break it down, The Arab-Israeli conflict, in our funky sound, It's a tale of two peoples, with a history so deep, Kidzbop style, we're gonna make it sweet! (Chorus) Kidzbop, listen up, here's the scoop, Arab-Israeli conflict, it's a real group, With a Tribe Called Quest groove, we'll tell you how it went, In a Kidzbop way, 'cause that's our intent! » Continue Reading
Creating a series of films based on the Christian Bible following the strategy of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) could be a fascinating project. Let's outline each film in the series, select a director for each, and cast YouTubers for the main characters. Please note that casting YouTubers may not be the best approach for a major film project, but for the sake of this creative exercise, we'll... » Continue Reading
Ok, so this dream was essentially just the details of a season of Dimension 20 in which I was a player, but I experienced it as if I was in the fantasy world. This took place in a world with some sort of monarchy, where there was some royal position that was like the 'Visier of Imagination'. The Visier of Imagination was basically an urban planner who used a magic item (I'm thinking they were iron... » Continue Reading
I was in a rice field with a friend of mine, let's call them Stephanie, and we were watching over what seemed like a large art installation. Someone had mown an accurate map of the world (Mercator projected), at a scale where if I lay down head to toe, the USA would have been about one and a half times my height. The fog was dark and oppressive, and faint bells chimed in the distance. We heard a c... » Continue Reading