Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned how difficult it is to be the ruler of equestria. Many ponies are getting sick and today, Pinkie Pie sent me a letter about how Mrs. Cake died. I don't know what i did wrong. All i ever did was just tell them to stop using herbs, and begin to use medicine. I never knew that that medicine was toxic. Spike has been acting sick. He has been vomiting blood, and ... » Continue Reading
i am alone, princess celestia. you are dead, i see your body infront of me, the maggots squrim on you, thats cute. I have tried to bring back Pinkie, Rarity and Fluttershy but that only brought them back for a day, until they collapsed and exploded into flesh bits and pieces. Your so pretty and i feel sorry, i start to cry when i see your body. Your dead corpse looks pretty, do you mind if i put i... » Continue Reading
Dear Princess Celestia: I took your letter in regard, and i have fed Spike to my friend, Starlight. She liked him! Apparently he tasted like maggots mixed with moldy lemons and pus Thats alright! Your student, Princess Twilight Sparkle. » Continue Reading