today i went to costco to get a rotisserie chicken and it was a good time (i got the chicken) but i had forgotten about the urinals and i went to use the bathroom and when i say the urinals that went all the way down to the floor i giggled loudly and everyone in the costco bathroom thought i was a freak » Continue Reading
big booty bitches from beta centauri are abducting virile young men from the fields this sounds good but! its interfering with the war effort because theyre taking all the draft-age men and putting them to work on inter-stellar pleasure cruises » Continue Reading
one time i had a dream that my grandma died and that was the whole thing i woke up crying another time i had a dream that i met the love of my life and we grew old and then i woke up and couldnt remember her face and then there was that time i dreamt of a zombie attack on my school where i was bitten and i woke up with blood by where the bite was in my dream » Continue Reading