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THEY TOOK MY FUCKING GUN
Category: Life
I pointed this gun I got when I was younger at my brother for like a split second and this pussy ass bitch told my dad and he took it away because "gun safety" like if I pulled the trigger you would've thanked me because hes annoying » Continue Reading
Oh my goodness gracious
Category: Life
I am such a shut in that I'm genuinely scared to go on a walk and I've gotten pale to the point my stepmom said I'm giving twilight realness I'm ab to kms » Continue Reading
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see you in hell, hot cheetos.
Category: Life
I would not recommend purchasing these laxatives from hell. Their spicy but semi sweet taste mixed with snackability is the perfect recipe for disaster in your bowels. I bought a bag of these detestable creatures at the corner store yesterday and decided to snack on them an hour or two before I fell asleep, unaware of the mayhem these sick little bastards would soon unleash upon my anus. And with ... » Continue Reading
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oh my god i hate having divorced parents
Category: Life
i have to go over to my dads today and im not even kidding rn he looks like this half the time » Continue Reading
i guess riddles count as games right?
Category: Games
you need me on the fairway, you need me for luck, but once you have me youre well and truly f#cked. what am i? » Continue Reading
i genuinely enjoy depressed wojack memes
Category: Life
im not kidding theyre so funny to me » Continue Reading