see you in hell, hot cheetos.

I would not recommend purchasing these laxatives from hell. Their spicy but semi sweet taste mixed with snackability is the perfect recipe for disaster in your bowels. I bought a bag of these detestable creatures at the corner store yesterday and decided to snack on them an hour or two before I fell asleep, unaware of the mayhem these sick little bastards would soon unleash upon my anus. And with me being none the wiser, the demon spawn went to work in my stomach. I awoke in the middle of the night with a terrible gurgling sensation in my gut. I quickly crawled out of bed and dragged myself to the nearest restroom. As soon as I set foot in the hallway I could see the light of the bathroom shining upon the hall like a gift from the heavens. I rushed to the toilet and sat on it with such force it could crush an infant's head. As soon as I sat on the toilet my bowels unleashed hell. The wrath of all the unholy spirits was released upon my plumbing system. I felt the spice filled rush of liquid shit expel itself from my system, forcing me to let out a blood curdling screech as blood and digested hellspawn leaked from my ass. Once my anal exorcism was concluded, I wiped slowly as to not irritate my sphincter anymore and shamefully waltzed myself back to my decrepit cave where I sobbed for the rest of the night.