You know, for all the pain that Doritos have brought me through, there were still some good things to come from my crippling addiction. I had bonded with a friend over our obsession. We would go to the parking lot of a nearby Outback Steakhouse and consume countless bags of Doritos together. Cool Ranch was my budd » Continue Reading
I am a hollowed vessel. Doritos have become the only food item I can eat anymore. All this time spent chasing the cheesy high was in vain. I used to only eat Sweet Chili Heat, it never felt the same after the first bag though. I don't even think they make that flavor anymore, it » Continue Reading
It was a Tuesday night, late Summer when I first layed eyes upon her. My mouth watered at the thought of eating those cwispy babies. I had bought them from my local 7/11 with such certainty that they would satisfy my cravings. Home at last, I opened the bag. The delectable ar » Continue Reading