March 20th, 2020: Cool Original

You know, for all the pain that Doritos have brought me through, there were still some good things to come from my crippling addiction. I had bonded with a friend over our obsession. We would go to the parking lot of a nearby Outback Steakhouse and consume countless bags of Doritos together. Cool Ranch was my buddy's favorite. It's a shame what diabetes did to him, the poor bastard. At one point we had to amputate his left foot right there at the Outback. He didn't have medical insurance, what else could we do? Anyway, we haven't talked in a while. Last I heard from him, he was trying to actually quit Doritos entirely.
As for the Cool Originals, I personally don't like them that much. They taste like cardboard, the fucking things.