August 15th, 2017: Sweet Chili Heat

It was a Tuesday night, late Summer when I first layed eyes upon her. My mouth watered at the thought of eating those cwispy babies. I had bought them from my local 7/11 with such certainty that they would satisfy my cravings. Home at last, I opened the bag. The delectable aroma of chili heat almost swept me off my feet. I could tell she was going to take me for a wild ride that I would remember for the rest of my life. I was ready to become one with this savory seductrice. My hands trembled as I cautiously raised a chip to my puckered lips which were coated in a film of saliva, eagerly anticipating the chip's entry. The moment was finally here, and god I was so ready for it. My toes curled and my breath was staggered as my teeth pressed down upon the chip. I could already taste heat radiating through my mouth as the chip's essence dominated my tastebuds. Who would have thought that a simple bag of Doritos could reduce me to such a shameful, primal state. I twitched and writhed in a maddening heat that overtook my entire body. Suddenly, an electric sensation pulsed through me as I felt the most intense ecstacy I have ever experienced in my entire life. I swallowed. The chip was now a part of me.
There I was, enveloped in the afterglow of an orgasmic pleasure that I would chase for years and years. Never again could I ever be brought to this state again and never would I find a chip as hot as this one. I recommend this flavor with great caution, it will grant you an experience you could never hope to achieve again, a height which could never be passed.