listen, to steer away from my shit stories, and my old phases, i'd like to take a moment to talk about my best friend, nevaeh. we've been friends for nine years, and she is such a light in my life. despite the serious stuff, i'd like to talk about her.. less.. positive traits. she had an eddsworld phase for a good three months, making it known that she read tord fanfics everynight, and she needed ... » Continue Reading
listen, i know people HATE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY MILK but, i just.. cant help myself. some days i'll wake up and be like: damn, i just want sum milk. and get me a big ol glass of milk and clung that thang down. but besides that, i also have lactose intolerance, and you know.. exactly where im going with this. i noticed out of my three blog posts, including this one, i tend to use the subject of.. shitt... » Continue Reading
so when i was younger, i used to do this weird thing where i would pull my hair so far over to the side to where i looked like an emo, and i used to have redhair back then, so i was an emo wannabe, a ginger, and a cringy little XD FNAF SO DERPY kid. i thought i was so cool with my combover, and my parents would literally call me donald trump. i was so sticky, and ugly. i dont even wanna relfect on... » Continue Reading
i have a genuine obsession with takis, but im so scared theyre literally eating my stomach away, and god forbid i eat one takis, because then i blink and im on my toilet just gripping the walls, sweating, toes curling, jesus christ. i start praying in my head, and the national anthem starts playing. eagle noises start going off, and i see the american flag. it's a genuine problem and i literally c... » Continue Reading