"The Autism"
Half mexican, half white, all wacky
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Category: Sports
I don’t understand the rules to football From what I can tell there’s about 13 ways to make a point (exaggeration), and they’re in such weird intervals Like, why does a touchdown give a whole ass 6 points Basketball is so much easier to wrap my head around » Continue Reading
Category: News and Politics
Not to get political or anything, but I feel like the use of the word “rizz” is becoming more and more redundant with each passing day Like, there’s this chick I like, right? And we’re just having a conversation when my friend just whispers into my ear as loudly as possible, “chat, is this rizz?” We both stared at him while he did this silly-ass sounding little snicker I feel like in theory the wo... » Continue Reading
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Category: Sports
Just finished running a 5K (which is roughly 3 miles for people who don’t like the metric system for whatever reason) It was a lot more chill than I thought it would be, to be honest Got a 22:14 time and I THINK a good place, though I was in the slower race so they didn’t time us or anything Which brings me to my next point: why tf did they not time us I had to ask my coach for my time from his st... » Continue Reading
Category: Games
I like Call of Duty HOWEVER I dislike being called seventeen separate racial slurs when I make the slightest mistake One of such small mistakes being getting a KD of 0.2 Another of such being intentionally fucking around with my team But I would never be bad at the game because that’s bad » Continue Reading
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Category: Religion and Philosophy
Using “:3” in texts, emails, etc. can really go both ways They’re either chill or plotting to commit some form of harm to you For example, my last post that was… satire (note to self - look up how to hide a body) had me finish with using colon three However, some of my friends just use it because they like how it looks So those friends are either chill or evil, idrk » Continue Reading
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Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
This dumbass mf next to me has no idea what spacehey is I’m gonna kill him :3 » Continue Reading
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Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Why is jacking off not a sport If tennis and golf are sports why not jacking off, boring as they are I would pay money to watch a jacking off contest, that’d be hilarious I would not pay money to see a bunch of british people discuss the price of tea and crumpets or whatever the heck people talk about during tennis » Continue Reading
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