>be me >eloquent at school >impress all my friends with fancy words >dont know what the aforementioned fancy words mean >life is a facade >waiting for the day the curtain falls and my life falls to pieces >#deathbecomesmoreattractiveeveryday@hotmail.com stay slobbery, ROMANIUS » Continue Reading
today i awoke, not to the sound of my alarm, but my dog barking and some guy drilling into the wall. ts was lowk traumatising after, i went to go shower but the shower was cold then, i stubbed my toe on a coffeetable (not an actual table made of coffee dipshit) as i was walking to my bike i noticed it was missing, it seemed the local bike-stealing junkie had got his hands on it :D with no bike i w... » Continue Reading
IM A GENIUS! I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY PENGUINS ARE TORPEDO SHAPED! TO BE USED AS TORPEDOES! KEEP YA'LL POSTED! stay segregating! ROMANIUS II » Continue Reading
do samoan people exist? like do yall know any samoans? i feel like they were just tryna act cute by having the word "moan" in their name. why do people call crackheads, crackheads coz i lowk feel like the name does not correlate at ALL with their activities, yeah theres a drug called crack that they take but then again i take dihh and they dont call me penishead? here is an exerpt from my favorite... » Continue Reading
Im speaking up about an issue that has been plagueing this world and frankly, more people need to be aware of this. This FUCKASS picture has been S T U C K in my mind for D.A.Y.S! (I lowk like it tho !!) its like a song that gets stuck in your testicles and just wont come out. some more bulletpoints for ya'll. 1. autism is a mindset 2. ima crack the g » Continue Reading
Its crazy to think lots of people will go their whole lives without contributing anything meaningful to society. I mean, imagine being the creator of the vending machine and your entire life's work amounts to people getting their snacks slightly faster. It is simply not worht it to be severely overcharged while getting teased by dopamine-inducing delights behind a flimsy piece of plastic. EVEN pe... » Continue Reading