venting part 3

do samoan people exist? like do yall know any samoans? i feel like they were just tryna act cute by having the word "moan" in their name.

why do people call crackheads, crackheads coz i lowk feel like the name does not correlate at ALL with their activities, yeah theres a drug called crack that they take but then again i take dihh and they dont call me penishead?

here is an exerpt from my favorite philosopher:

remember that time you ran out of snacks?

and you asked your brother to share

except he picks the worst flavor

and he stabs your hand with it

and you scream: dad hes back

so he dives for the knife

until your dad rushes in

and he makes himself vanish

so you scream hes behind him

but he just slips away

so he looks for first aid

and the kid slips away

so you try to escape

but he brings the knife down

so you block with your hand

then you rip off his blanket

and you use it to vanish

then you try to escape

but you make one mistake

you bleed on the floor

and he picks up your tracks

then he finds where your at

so he rips off your blanket

and he takes his knife back

then he jabs the knife towards you

but you manage to stop him

and your dad tells you drop it

but you say he wont let you

so he reveals something painful

you need to move on

your brothers not here

he overdosed this past year

so you summon your courage

and you tell him youre sorry

you have to let go

and accept that he did it

cause the day that you found him

was the day you became schizoprenic

thanks for watching dont forget to share with the elderly homes in your area!

(in biology class someone slapped a condom on their forehead and exclaimed: im a unicorn!!)