I'm ending it.

today i awoke, not to the sound of my alarm, but my dog barking and some guy drilling into the wall. ts was lowk traumatising

after, i went to go shower but the shower was cold

then, i stubbed my toe on a coffeetable (not an actual table made of coffee dipshit)

as i was walking to my bike i noticed it was missing, it seemed the local bike-stealing junkie had got his hands on it :D

with no bike i was forced to cummute with the metro, the method of transportation that those filthy alternative people use!

at school all my tests went horribly and im prolly gonna fail the year, which i cant anymore cause i already failed once so ill probs not gonna have a proper education :P (rip money ig, my only hope is to become a valorant esports player)

when i got home i was immediately forced to help my dad move his paintings, which gave me a splinter ofcourse

and now im here, all alone, depressed and sad (single and ready to swing-le?)

this will be my last blogpost

fuck my stupid chungus larper cuckazoid laif :(

stay slippery fellas

see u in hell i guess ://///