Why does one of my cats love me and cuddle with me and the other just come to me when they want things and then afterwards is like 'ewww idk you'. LIKE WTF BRO I THOUGHT WE WERE CHILL. He's super rude >:( » Continue Reading
STOOOOPPPPP WHY IS THIS LINE TORTURING ME 'Did I really have any of that gravity? Maybe you're quicksand? Because I really couldn't tell how deep my footprints went' WILL YOU BASTARD IM GONNA BE CRYING ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS. AND WDYM 'but I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects, *bottom shelf erotic products, like me*'. EXCUSE ME?? OKAY GO AHEAD AND BREAK MY HEART A MILLION TIM... » Continue Reading