WILL WOOD GOOD LORD

STOOOOPPPPP WHY IS THIS LINE TORTURING ME

'Did I really have any of that gravity? Maybe you're quicksand? Because I really couldn't tell how deep my footprints went'

WILL YOU BASTARD IM GONNA BE CRYING ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS. AND WDYM 'but I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects, *bottom shelf erotic products, like me*'. EXCUSE ME?? OKAY GO AHEAD AND BREAK MY HEART A MILLION TIMES AND SPREAD THE REMNANTS OVER MY BED AND PILLOW BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'LL BE CRYING ALL NIGHT TONIGHT??!!!

Damn I can't be nonchalant about anything :(