Alright first things first, let's address the elephant in the room; who is this douche, and why should I read their crap blog? Well, assuming anyone reads this at all, I will attempt to post an entry every other day. I understand this is nothing new, but please understand this my fellow users, we must face facts. I have an extreme amount of gumption. I will also post on holidays, like Christmas or... » Continue Reading
(Forewarning: I've never seen Red One, but I'm pretty sure it sucks) Earlier today, I was watching tv, "the tube" as some may call it, when I arbitrarily decided to check out Netflix. After pressing the home button, and scrolling through options, I noticed Amazon Prime promoting " Red One ", starring J.K. Simmons as the jolly man himself. My mind recalled all of the awful advertisements for this m... » Continue Reading