In the depths of eternal darkness, a solitary figure stood, her eyes hollow and vacant. The weight of the world crushed her fragile soul, as thoughts of despair consumed her every waking moment. She was a shadow of her former self, lost in a sea of pain and anguish that no one could understand. The cold winds whispered tales of sorrow as she wandered aimlessly, the echoes of her silent screams hau... » Continue Reading
The purple elephants danced with the spaghetti monsters while the rainbow snails played trumpets made of marshmallows. Suddenly, a giant flying shoe swooped down and turned into a talking jellybean that recited Shakespeare in French backwards. The sun sneezed glitter and unicorns rode bicycles made of cotton candy through a waterfall of cheese. And just as quickly as it all began, the universe fol... » Continue Reading
Today I saw a guy getting his "head" ripped off and he scram to funking loud. There was blud and sea man all over the palace he got so anger that he decide to eat jello is a fit of rage. When will this jello torture end he screamed. As he finished his jello GODZILLA stepped on him and then they both exploded. » Continue Reading
Ya'll I FIGUred it out JFK was NOT assassinated or killed by tHe CIA, His head just did that. It randomly exploded and it could happen to you :0 » Continue Reading