Straight from the soul

The purple elephants danced with the spaghetti monsters while the rainbow snails played trumpets made of marshmallows. Suddenly, a giant flying shoe swooped down and turned into a talking jellybean that recited Shakespeare in French backwards. The sun sneezed glitter and unicorns rode bicycles made of cotton candy through a waterfall of cheese. And just as quickly as it all began, the universe folded in on itself and turned into a disco ball made of rubber ducks. Oh wait, I think my toaster just started speaking in Morse code.