Charlemagne
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I rule the Carolingian Empire! Glory to God!
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Just lot a battle...
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I know right? I haven't lost a battle in like forever, can't believe it! I am getting old, in my late 60's... I might be losing it! » Continue Reading
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FINALLY
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Finally I overthrew those Saxonians! Can't wait to be fed Grapes and Fanned by big leaves for the first time in 4 days! I really needed this! » Continue Reading
I just missed the birth of my daughter for those darn Soxany MORONS!
Category: Life
I can't remember if it was Fastrada or Hildegard who birthed her, but i matters not! I will drive those Soxany Ruffians to Portugal if I have to! AAAA! » Continue Reading
The SECOND I turn my back!
Category: News and Politics
I withdraw the soldiers in Italy for ONE fortnight, and the BLOODY SAXONY decides to invade! PREPOSTEROUS! Currently leading a counter-attack rn, gonna be offline for a bit, sorry! Glory to the Carolingian Empire! » Continue Reading
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Category: News and Politics
It has been 17 hours since we last ransacked a local Spanish village. A FORTNIGHT! How are we meant to get anything done, if we are just SITTING AROUND! I might just fall asleep! If I don't post again, I may have died of boredom! » Continue Reading
Reminicing
Category: School, College, University
Remembering when I got accepted into a prestigious Liberal Arts school(Though I could not read nor write at the time)! Time really flies when your leading crusades doesn't it! Ho Ho Ho! » Continue Reading
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Just got diagnosed with Gout!
Category: Life
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!! My loyal Maid recently fainted halfway through my morning foot massage, I got it checked out and the local medium asked her dead Witch Doctor Husband, and it's terminal! I'm getting it leeched tomorow and I'm already undergoing bloodletting, wish me well! » Continue Reading