Dear Diary, A friend called me princess 2 days ago and I have not forgotten it!!! I was really flustered suddenly, IM NOT A PRINCESS THO!!!! I get swooned so easily, I fall in love so quickly!!! It's not in a poetic way tho its more in a pathetic way!! Is it hot that I am really pathetic??? I hear that guys really like pathetic girls!! They always say "I can fix her" but they always fail... » Continue Reading
Dear Diary, In all of my relationships I’ve never been the bottom, I want to try being bottomed but I don’t know how that would even go!! I guess I will always rise on top regardless of my bottom behavior and tendencies. Plus I’m not truly sure if I could take dick anyways, they seem really big and really scary and I’m just a little gal!!! A terminally online little gal!! I thi... » Continue Reading
Dear Diary, Yesterday, after 3 months of never leaving the house, I decided to visit my friend’s comedy show!!! It was really cold and she was really funny!! I think everyone liked her the most compared to the rest of the 8 or so comedians!!! She was really beaming on that stage I think, I dunno!!! I was kind of hiding in a hallway where no one was hanging out because there was so many p... » Continue Reading
Dear diary, It’s snowing today and I wore a nice outfit and my friend complimented me on it!!! I felt so happy and pretty, she said she liked my red hair and that it fits my personality and suits me as a person!!! Wowwie!!! Isn’t she totally the best?? I think I might be very lucky to have her as my friend. It’s probably sad but she is my only friend!!! I honestly might need to make new ... » Continue Reading
Dear diary, Recently I have found myself writing rhymes in my notes app!!! I would be blogging all these lyrics BUT I might try making a rap song with them!!! I can’t have people stealing my rhymes and flow!!! Not much has been happening recently for me so I haven’t written inside of you in a while miss diary!! Oh my friend just texted me!! They haven’t texted me in a while so I thought ... » Continue Reading
Dear Diary, It seems an anonymous person has been sending me anonymous messages over NGL. They say they have a crush on me but they never interact with me!!! All I can say is that I won’t be touching myself thinking about this anonymous person while I moan and bite my pillow as I arch my ass to the sky!!! I totally won’t be doing that!!! I won’t be breathing heavily and smearing my make ... » Continue Reading
Dear Diary, Mmmmmmmm sex….. I’m thinking a lot about that today!!! I thought I would DEF do it with women and I HAVE done it with women and it’s the best!!! I could never imagine doing it with a man ever!! Well actually maybe I could imagine doing it with a man but… I COULD NEVER HANDLE THEM!!! I’m not strong enough to be sexed by a man…. BUT BUT I UH maybe uh.. I could never ha... » Continue Reading