I have succumbed to an autistic urge and now I want to single-handedly (i.e minimal research so i can properly diy it yk) make like. real old-style candy. im talkin' before sugarcane was imported everywhere, im talkin' back when candy was mainly used as medicine. so anyways, here's the first recipe i'm gonna try out for this endeavor. Ingredients + Equipment: Water Honey Daisy/daisies Cinnamon (... » Continue Reading
BY UTILIZING THE POWER OF: ADHD medication (think i was on rubifen sr during this) Mountain dew Monster energy Sprite A mildly genuine zest for life YOU TOO can LIBERATE yourselves from the SHACKLES of your CONSTRAINING MORTALITY, access SHRIMP SPEED, and get REALLY HOPPED UP about making a FRIEND on ROBLOX. yay » Continue Reading
If you can't eat a slice of lemon without wincing, then move on fam. This recipe is not for you. Or ignore my warning and try this anyway. It's your funeral (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Ingredients A Lemon (can use multiple, depending on how much of this you wanna eat. I just use one usually.) Sugar! You need a 1:1 ratio of sugar to water for this recipe, so maybe go with a cup of sugar and then A cup of water! 1... » Continue Reading
I can't feel my fucking nostrils right now so I'm writing down my recipe to make this drink which usually helps in these situations. Remember to drink responsibly kiddos ^^ Ingredients Half a Wendy's medium cup of sprite (for the potential nausea, my homies) A hearty heaping of ginger cordial (I think I used Buderim brand but I'm in class rn so I can't check) A spot of whiskey A bit of lemon juice... » Continue Reading
1 can Red Bull 32 shots of espresso (lol good luck sourcing this ehe) 1 cup of preferably shit-quality gin 2 cups icing sugar The crumbs left at the bottom of a bag of pizza-flavored chips/crisps 1 cup fruit juice of your choice 16 pumps flavoring of your choice 1 ½ tablespoons of tabasco A bottle cap worth of bleach ½ cup of anti-freeze 1 pack of Haribo Mega-Roulette Gummies » Continue Reading