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- 1 can Red Bull
- 32 shots of espresso (lol good luck sourcing this ehe)
- 1 cup of preferably shit-quality gin
- 2 cups icing sugar
- The crumbs left at the bottom of a bag of pizza-flavored chips/crisps
- 1 cup fruit juice of your choice
- 16 pumps flavoring of your choice
- 1 ½ tablespoons of tabasco
- A bottle cap worth of bleach
- ½ cup of anti-freeze
- 1 pack of Haribo Mega-Roulette Gummies
- 50g of cocaine
- (Optional) Shit tons of water, if you wish to live through this experience with both your physical manifestation and sanity intact.
Pour all ingredients into a pot. Put on medium heat. Stir until mixed. Pour into whatever vessel works for you and refrigerate overnight. Pour yourself a glass and ascend humanity to become a god! :D (I am not personally liable for any injury, damage, loss, accident, delay, or other irregularity that may be caused by the results of drinking this concoction. Don't try this recipe at home, kids! But if you do, please water it down. And remember to drink responsibly!)
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furbyz0ntheRADi0_
32 shots of espresso is making me nervous just thinking about it and i love espresso... i think if you drank this all at once you Actually Would Die
Or just have a really bad seizure. But then again death is kind of the point of this.
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