How to Candy a Lemon

If you can't eat a slice of lemon without wincing, then move on fam. This recipe is not for you. Or ignore my warning and try this anyway. It's your funeral (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Ingredients

A Lemon (can use multiple, depending on how much of this you wanna eat. I just use one usually.)
Sugar! You need a 1:1 ratio of sugar to water for this recipe, so maybe go with a cup of sugar and then
A cup of water! 1:1 ratio, kiddos: you never thought you'd need math, and yet here it is. How much is a cup anyways? I just use the big measuring spoon usually.
A saucepan. Pan. Idk. Frying pan? You need to fry it is what I'm saying.
A freezer
An oven. Or like. The thingy on top an oven that you fry shit on. I can't remember my words today for some reason :(
A paper towel & a sistema container to contain the LEMON

Directions

Mix the sugar with the water until dissolved. Use a spoon or a fork (real men use a fork. idk why I just always have and uh. i like to justify my stranger habits by saying "real men do etcetera" because internalized sexism. anyways.)
Pour the sugar+water mixture into the saucepan, and put it on the oven. thingy. on medium heat probably. wait for it to get all bubbly and yellow. it is ready.
Slice the lemon into slices. Yk what I mean, even if I don't know what I mean. It's probably better to do this after you get the syrup started, so that it spends less time drying out and more time frying.
Get the tupperware/sistema container ready, by putting the paper towel on the bottom. Chuck the lemon slices into the syrup, and give them a short while (maybe a minute) to marinate or whatever. You can use tongs or two forks to fish them out again.
Chuck the weird-ahh fried lemon into the tupperware, and freeze it overnight. If syrup is stuck to your frying pan, pour water in that bitch and fry the water so it like. Cleans. You might need to repeat the process.
EAT THE LEMON
yummy

(Usual Reminder: I am not personally liable for any injury, damage, loss, accident, delay, or other irregularity that may be caused by the results of drinking this concoction.)

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