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Dream Diary 22: The Suitcase Man Trilogy

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

"What's the most underrated trilogy in film" "Mr. Suitcase" A fantasy rom com about a man who lives in a mansion inside a suitcase. The man is played by Rob Schneider. He is discovered by a conventionally attractive blonde woman who works in the publishing industry. It is revealed that he is a prolific crime writer who lost his memory and has been living in this weird suitcase limbo ever since. Th... » Continue Reading

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Dream Diary 21: Various Recap

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I have not been updating this consistently so here are some highlights as of late: The entire property of which my childhood home is a subdivision was turned into the site for a folk festival. Homeschooled children with unkempt hair were galavanting around and fighting each other with sticks whilst their parents sat in camp chairs around bonfires drinking beer. No folk music was actually played. M... » Continue Reading

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Dream Diary 20: Super Cult

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I was at a bourgeois private school event on a private island wherein they seemed to be presenting awards or something. Afterwards, as people were eating tiny food and drinking champagne, I began to overhear details of a conspiracy which all these private school people were in on. This was eventually revealed to be a plot to create super soldiers by stitching stolen flesh from poor people onto the... » Continue Reading

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A thought

Category: Religion and Philosophy

The proximity of food and sexuality within the human psyche unnerves me to no end. » Continue Reading

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Dream Diary 19: Bobby Lee

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I dreamed that Bobby Lee was at my Uni for some film project. I was really excited to meet him, even though I disagree with some of his comedic sensibilities in real life, and tried to get him to sign my notebook. When I opened it, however, it was full of my own notes and sketches, and not one page was empty. He went through and started complimenting me, which was very embarrassing. I should have ... » Continue Reading

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Dream Diary 18: Soulblathered

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I was looking at a list of anachronistic english slang terms which included the term 'Soulblathered' which means someone's soul is so exhausted that they interpret all talking as blathering. » Continue Reading

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Dream Diary 17: Shootout

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I dreamed that South Korea had been taken over by a militant dictator, and that I was watching a shootout between this dictator and Anthony Albanese. Neither had any bodyguards, but Anthony was being clung to by an action-movie-love-interest type woman. Prime Minister Albanese took a bullet to the shoulder but ended up killing the other guy. In this world heads of state are legally allowed to kill... » Continue Reading

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Fireworks

Category: Writing and Poetry

Every time I hear fireworks I check out my window to see if it's finally over. » Continue Reading

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The Martini Project

Category: Writing and Poetry

The power went out in my building a couple of days ago. And so a generator was installed outside my window. It hums a little sharper than a B, which is amusing when I can convince myself that it’s in tune with whatever music I am trying in vain to use to mask it. It wriggles its way into my dreams - not the sound itself, but a cloying, nagging hatred for my subconscious narratives. Please, just le... » Continue Reading

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An Animal Exercise

Category: Writing and Poetry

Some of these things are just too much for you to understand at this point. You’re just a little baby bird, after all. Hugo left the nest a while ago and you’re sitting there, stewing in your own thoughts. At some point, you are going to have to spread your wings, leave the nest. My friend from back home, he’s a honey bee. He waits and waits in the depths of the hive, lining up for his turn with t... » Continue Reading

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'Til The Snake Eats The Sun

Category: Writing and Poetry

It happens that, each year, when the whalers and the tradesmen return from their year of work, a local festival is held in the freshly harvested cornfields of my hometown. The town relaxes after straining to hold itself together for three seasons. My mother sells her flowers in a little stall on the edge of the festival thoroughfare. There is food and wine and indulgence, and there is music so lov... » Continue Reading

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Dream Diary 16: Snake

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Me, four of my friends, and a bloke I met recently were all hanging out behind a shop in a cardboard town. A black and white striped serpent rose from the dark grass and I was bestowed a sword. I beheaded it. In that moment another snake emerged, this time slightly larger. I passed it to my friend Dirty who beheaded it in turn. This went on and on, each time a larger Jörmungandr and each time a ne... » Continue Reading

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