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this analytical response essay is beating my ass rn!!!!!!!

Category: School, College, University

A torrent of fists rains down on me as I lay down for the count, curled in on myself in a half-hearted attempt to shield what little of my body that remains yet unbroken.  "But- but how?" I manage to cry between blows, pushing out a canine the Analytical Response Essay knocked loose in its flurry of blows with my tongue, letting it fall limply between my lips and onto carpet of the library basemen... » Continue Reading

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born to silly goose, forced to serious goose

Category: Life

"Honk! Honk!" I cry, joyously.  "Honking is for clowns," says The Man. "You're a serious goose."  Resigned, I stifle my honk, and with it my very soul.  » Continue Reading

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