Michael

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"shaking hands with a spider to smooth jazz"

i have halloween decorations up year-round

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FLIES.

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i don't care if they 'contribute to the environment' if i was given the choice to explode every fly in the world i would take it in a heartbeat. there's this fly that is STILL IN MY BATHROOM that i tried to get out for a solid 30 minutes THE WINDOW WAS OPEN!!! WIDE OPEN and it just kept flying to the ceiling and i kept throwing things at it and it is still in there. i'm contemplating hairspray + a... » Continue Reading

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music that is ROYALTY AND FREE

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this may be a contender for the shortest blog entry ever  i have to make something for school so i was looking for sound effects, and i wound up on this website just scrolling and playing things. and i click one and it's called '8 bit high frequency sine wav'. my volume is half up with earphones in and it absolutely destroyed my ears. in short, NEVER trust royalty free audio websites. they are all... » Continue Reading

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blawg entrie thrie

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a while ago, like a few weeks ago, i'm pretty sure i killed a bee and i still feel really bad about it i was in the kitchen and i saw this thing buzzing around the dining room light, to give you an idea of the layout the kitchen and dining area are in the same room, i thought it was a moth so i went up to catch it but it was a bee but then this moron knocked its head into the light or something, c... » Continue Reading

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this took like a week to finish writing

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flavors. flavours. other spellings in this here blog entry, i will be ranking some of the most common flavors of ice cream (i.e. the first ones that come to mind) from my most to least favorite  1. anything cheesecake strawberry cheesecake ice cream in particular. the day the first batch of it was made (probably before the universe was even CREATED because i don't think creation would be possible ... » Continue Reading

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to subject or not to subject, that is the question - albert einstein circa 2003

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5 visits to my profile in one day? i must be some kind of star. (for some reason lion is a synonym for celebrity?) step out of the way LADY GAGA who is the current first image result when you look up the word celebrity. my rise in fame began centuries ago when the prophets foretold my reign of terror ...and ice cream. » Continue Reading

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