flavors. flavours. other spellings
in this here blog entry, i will be ranking some of the most common flavors of ice cream (i.e. the first ones that come to mind) from my most to least favorite
1. anything cheesecake
strawberry cheesecake ice cream in particular. the day the first batch of it was made (probably before the universe was even CREATED because i don't think creation would be possible without it) was the day world peace was achieved, at least in ice cream shops
2. mint choc chip
'butt it tasts lik tootfhpastE!!!11!1' toothpaste tastes good and you are satan
3. strawberry
i used to just eat the strawberry part of neopolitan ice cream (if a tub of it was in front of me i would probably still do that)
3.25. cookie dough
tasty, would score higher if it weren't for the fact that there's never enough cookie dough. step your game up ben & jerry's
3.5. peanut butter & chocolate
can't go wrong with it. Harry Burnett (H.B.) Reese had the right idea
3.75. rocky road
would rank higher if it was always good, but it depends on where you get it. sometimes the marshmallows are too hard and it knocks the whole ice cream off kilter
4. plain chocolate but only the really fudgy kind
i like normal plain chocolate as well but it's just really bland, but the super chocolatey chocolate ice cream is so good. the fudgier the better imo
4.5. cookies & cream
very good tasty flavor. up points if it doesn't have one singular piece of cookie
5. chocolate chip
it's just vanilla ice cream with good-tasting crunchy bits, still good but not getting in the top 3
6. vanilla
i like the vanilla bean stuff a bit more than just plain vanilla, but they're so similar in flavor that i just won't be including it
7. most sherbets
i do like them but they barely count as ice cream so i'm putting them closer to the bottom of the list. a sincere apology to all sherbet lovers of the world, including myself. apology accepted, me. thanks me
8. coffee
don't get me wrong it's good, but it's not GOOD. it's always either too strong or too weak, or not sweet enough
9. bubblegum
gum doesn't belong in ice cream, except for those spongebob popsicles, and even then those don't really even count as ice cream. so my point still stands. i think only 5 year olds like this flavor. just eat some hubba bubba
10. PISTACHIO
horrible. is definitely not in my actual top ten flavors but these are just the top ten that come to mind. in a list of every ice cream i've ever tasted, this takes bottom place. pistachios taste great but not in sweets. pistachio pudding makes me heave, and pistachio ice cream is even WORSE. you can't be compared to PEANUTS, pistachio. you can't be compared to ALMONDS. stay in your shells where you BELONG.
i am very opinionated about this particular flavor of ice cream
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al3x >_<
I appreciate the dedication in this o_O
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my future career in erasing pistachio ice cream from the world ice cream shop by ice cream shop appreciates it as well
the dedication, i mean
by Michael; ; Report