FLIES.

i don't care if they 'contribute to the environment' if i was given the choice to explode every fly in the world i would take it in a heartbeat. there's this fly that is STILL IN MY BATHROOM that i tried to get out for a solid 30 minutes

THE WINDOW WAS OPEN!!! WIDE OPEN

and it just kept flying to the ceiling and i kept throwing things at it and it is still in there. i'm contemplating hairspray + a lighter