Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away! » Continue Reading
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re la » Continue Reading
Uh-oh! Smelly! It’s really stinky in here. Because I shit myself. It smells really fucking bad. I shit myself. My pants are full of crap. I’m walking around with crap in my pants. It’s chafing. And it sucks. I shit myself! I’m a pathetic loser who shits his pants on a Friday night! Everything is miserable! Terror in the trees? More like terror between my legs! (Terror in the cheeks would have been... » Continue Reading