shit

Uh-oh! Smelly! It’s really stinky in here. Because I shit myself. It smells really fucking bad. I shit myself. My pants are full of crap. I’m walking around with crap in my pants. It’s chafing. And it sucks. I shit myself! I’m a pathetic loser who shits his pants on a Friday night! Everything is miserable! Terror in the trees? More like terror between my legs! (Terror in the cheeks would have been better)