"I refuse to whore out my talent for your petty schemes, Sam."
Giving myself a tongue bath! Like cats and flight attendants do!
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Hello, law-abiding citizens and shady street weirdos. We’ve finally done it—after years of using a typewriter that once caught fire when I tried to feed it Stinky's meatballs and shoelace spaghetti, Sam and I have upgraded the Freelance Police office with a brand new computer! Sam says it’s “for work purposes,” but I think we both know it’s for WAY more important things, like feeding Jeff Bezos' b... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Hello there ^^ The names M! Well, Max- I made this as a "Roleplay account" (? I guess it could be considered one) for a character from a series I like! Max, from Sam and Max. I'll try my best to be active (I have a terrible memory) and post from time to time, as well as respond to other posts. Don't be scared to as questions! Just make sure you specify if they're for me, M, or for Max. Have a gr... » Continue Reading
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