OMG YOU GUYS???????????????????????????? (no beta, we die like men, I don't believe in proof-reading my blog posts.) okay basically I was out with my friend at this huge music festival and I got some silly face paint done - it was a mustache, red cheeks, little freckles and glitter FYI - and we got approached for a picture for the festival. we said yes, of course. but then!!! RIGHT AFTER!!!!! A MO... » Continue Reading
hey babes! tequila is living it up in Oxford. im doing my summer course here in philosophy, modern history, and classic lit. it's actually been SOOOOOO gas. we've been covering a lot of cartesian theorem (like solipsism and shit) and Locke v Hobbes. (LOVEEEE ME SOME LOCKE!!!!!!!) formal logic and shit (lame but necessary) and rhetoric (of which I am a master (lol ethos)) the campus is GORGEEEEEEOU... » Continue Reading
hi lovelies im finally back from my trip. it's actually sooo nice to be home I have missed my bed. I've had a super good time so far - hung out with my friend and we went to see asteroid city together super late last night as like a weird impromptu plan - it was so good to see him. today my wife also came over and we bitched together and shared music and tooooniiiiight freckles is coming over to w... » Continue Reading
ughhh today totally sucked balls. amidst familial bickering and a giant parade blocking every turn in the city, horrific cramps, and to top it off, a bad outfit, I managed to buy nothing at all. I did wear my new barbie racing jacket and it was sooooo cute. but I really wanted this ted baker puffer jacket and they didn't have my size so I left empty handed. not to mention, there was nooowhere to e... » Continue Reading
omg I had so much fun today. I caught the train to the city by myself, and shopped for, like, 6 hours. delicious. I was on the quest for this specific shade of Dior Addict hydrating shine lipstick, in shade 988 in the Pink Cannage case. after going to literally 4 different Dior spots in various malls, boutiques, and Sephora's, I came to the conclusion she was permanently sold out. but no! one supe... » Continue Reading
I solved my hair problem! I just got it done - so now it's back to my cute bob with the flip out ends. think suuuuper sixties I love it. by far my favorite hair era. I also go try nails redone - instead of my press ons, I got some super cute cherry pink almond extensions. we did shorter on my left hand so I can play guitar. that's all 4 now! » Continue Reading
I just did some new acrylics with the sally Hansen's, like, instant frenchies. super cute. they're also hella pliable so im not toooo worried im gonna end up ripping one off. the glue literally sealed my fingers together so that is a good sign!! honestly half the fun of doing my nails is getting glue all over my fingers and biting it off - am i a total freak for that or do u guys get it??? its ju... » Continue Reading
omfgg omfg omfg omfg. ok so I have naturally VERY YVERY VERY curly hair - I'm talking like, orphan Annie type shit, it is AWFUL. and for years, I use my revlon hair dryer and kill those ringlets. and today I just landed in a new country - im from the US - and MY HAIR DRYER DOESN'T WORK, but I already showered!!! so basically I have to walk around looking like a WET MESS with these ugly ass, heat d... » Continue Reading
UGHHHHHHHHH I can't. I've been stuck at the airport for literally like 24 hours total because the airlines are fucked from New York's fires. if I had a penny for every time NY fucked up my life, trust me, I would have sooooo many. but wtv. I'll just deal. also I have a HUUUGE new crush. gross but also like fitting for pride. FML!!! » Continue Reading