Why is licorice called licorice when it has no liquor in it? What kind of rip off is that? Yo u think Shrek rawrs when he and Fiona are making ogre babies? If so...that's ogrelicious bby » Continue Reading
Dear Mr. Willy Wonka, I’m going to cut to the chase. I know you’re dirty secret. I’m sure we all have thought about it at one point. Tell me, you’re chocolate isn’t what you say it is, is it? No need to lie. I know. I know everything. It’s Oompa Loompa shit isn’t it? I SAID DON’T LIE- » Continue Reading