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Dear Mr. Willy Wonka,
I’m going to cut to the chase. I know you’re dirty secret. I’m sure we all have thought about it at one point. Tell me, you’re chocolate isn’t what you say it is, is it? No need to lie. I know. I know everything.
It’s Oompa Loompa shit isn’t it? I SAID DON’T LIE-
Sorry, I lost my cool for a second. I’ve been studying you for years, pondering over the many of things that could be the secret ingredient to your chocolate. And that’s when it hit me; Oompa Loompa shit. I mean, it was right in our faces. How could we be so stupid? But me? I’m not as stupid as those other foolish humans. I took notice that to how they walked. Those poopy...stinky diapers that hid behind those pants. Don’t fret, I won’t tell a soul. You’re secret is safe with me.
Sincerely,
A mother lover.
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