#orbitsandarmysagainstevan i have very important news! evan has been found in an abandoned tunnel just south of new jersy and is currently being brought to the white house for execution. soon enough our children can walk the streets without fear of evan. i woudl like to personally thank sam and abby for their efforts to put this man in jail. tomorrow at noon he will be sloughtered at the white hou... » Continue Reading
# orbitsandarmysagainstevan i have contacted jesus and he is heading to your location. he will save you. please remain silence and stay where you are i promise you will be saved. evan im so sorry its come to this but you need professional help. jeus christ a m, en - jer » Continue Reading
#orbitsandarmysagainstevan evan u are a meanace against society and u need to be silenced. please surrender now or we will have to use excessive force. there is nothing you can do. sam is coming for you as we spaek. there is no use running all u can do is cry. this is my final goodbye to you sir evan im so happy i can finally eradicate you - jer » Continue Reading
sir evan i have concocted this letter to inform you that i do indeed hate you. do not contact me or my colleagues until further notice. if you try anything i WILL release your address onto the internet. dont try me. goodby even - jer » Continue Reading