the spicy capsaicin molecules of the pepper absorbed into my blood stream and now i am above logic and reason, my cognitive ability's chemically enhanced by the pepper, my vision was sharper, but i soon realized it was all an optical illusion and the spiciness needed to exit my body, so i griped the nearest surface with all nine of my fingers as fire came out my backside leave your condolences d... » Continue Reading
WELL GOSH DINGLE DARN IT, I WENT AND DONE IT THIS TIME, if you did not read part one, go read part one, i aint even going to put a fancy font because this is srsly seriouuus... i closed my bedroom door with all 10 of my fingers and thought every thing was fine but then right when i was going beddie byes, the pepper of christmas past came and made me relive my awful toxic situationship with the pep... » Continue Reading