the big nasty pepper 3: La pepperchino of doom

the spicy capsaicin molecules of the pepper absorbed into my blood stream and now i am above logic and reason, my cognitive ability's chemically enhanced by the pepper, my vision was sharper, 

but i soon realized it was all an optical illusion and the spiciness needed to exit my body, so i griped the nearest surface with all nine of my fingers as fire came out my backside 

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