I tell my girlfriend to post more stories and give me more pics of her (not anything inappropriate) so I can like all of them and drool all over my screen and show all my friends how gorgeous and godly my girl is and she just says "AW ILY SM." Like PLEASE IM SERIOUS!!!!! You are so gorgeous and awesome and amazing and beautiful, there needs to be a new word for how beautiful you are. PLEASEEEEEE, ... » Continue Reading
Today, my step-dad told me about his friend who met Harlan Ellison. His friend, let's call him C, worked at the convention center and he catered (helped them around the convention or got them water, whatever) to famous authors and actors who would come to the center for whatever was going on that day. One day, Harlan Ellison came to town and C got to cater to him. C asked Ellison if he needed anyt... » Continue Reading