Hello, my little farts! I just woke up from a nap not too long ago, and it was awesome, to be honest. It was an unplanned nap, which, in my opinion, is the best kind of nap. My girlfriend and I cuddled, then woke up and could hear friends in the distance. So we got up, got dressed, and started hanging out with everyone. I also started doing some homework and even my take-home exam. And guess what!... » Continue Reading
Hellooooooo people of fart world! Today has been awesome and I’m so very happy. I hope all is well with yall! I tried something new today and it was pretty awesome ngl. Work is going awesome too!! My boss is being so funny and even told me to hang up on this person today too lmao! But today is awesome and so are you! I’m gonna keep making money much love! #fartmaster » Continue Reading
Goodnight today was mid. Idk shiz just be evil. Wish I could understand why I am the way I am but that’s life! Time to get deathly high. Goodnight #emofartmaster » Continue Reading
Bruh I’m so bored it’s unbearable. And my roommate refuses to come chill with me this is hell. I can’t even do hw bc the website is down so I’m just rotting. Shizz is evil. Anyway am now listening to music should be chill might even get a little high Later friends #thefartmaster » Continue Reading
in my computer information systems class and im relaizing this shiz sux so much booty. we have an exam next week and im lowkey not ready at all. but aye we got a week so i got this!(ᵕ—ᴗ—) im happy my gf came to class with me even though this isnt her class lol. anyway hope everyone has a great day #thefartmaster » Continue Reading
Helloooo so this morning I was sound asleep then I woke up next to my beautiful awesome amazing perfect girlfriend! It was great and so nice but it was super funny bc right as soon as she saw I was awake, she immediately asked if I had been seeing other people or anything! like whaaaa!! But I realize now after she told me it was bc a dream she had. It’s so funny but I always will let her know I lo... » Continue Reading
YOOOOO! Very excited to be blogging. I hope you love hearing about my life and other goofiness. Until then La Flame says "Let your ambitions carry you". *_* » Continue Reading