I have a court trial next week 2/29/2012 to divorce my wife and let her know I caught her sleeping with a turtle, I'll let you guys know how it goes Yours truly -Johnathan Ware (Next blog entry Nov 29th) » Continue Reading
I GET HOME FROM MY JOB AT THE FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGET FACTORY! AND WALK BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM! AND FROM OUTSIDE I HEAR SOMEONE MOANING "UGH I LIKE TURTLES" I KICK OPEN THE DOOR AND THIS TURTLE IS BANGING MY WIFE!! IM SOFUCKING PISSED AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE HE OVER HERE SAYIN "you just weren't fast enough in bed" WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU DIRTY SHELLBACK SNAPPER i am filing my d » Continue Reading