It was a lovely September evening and I was going to be house sitting for a rather affluent couple. I walked up their long paved driveway and rang the doorbell. A horrible sound came from in the house, such a dreadful cacophony of noises that it almost sounded like someone had thrown a pipe bomb into a broadway orchestra pit. The door burst open so quickly I almost thought it would fly off the hin... » Continue Reading
It's a really good movie on things considered. It was released 1997. It was really three different stories in one. Four if you count the narrative connecting the stories together. I think it was written pretty well. It was suspenseful, but like 90% of it was off-screen. When they show the Corpses the effects are done pretty well. Solid 8 out of 10 for me. » Continue Reading
Amazing makeup for Johnny post death. Absolutely terrible special effects. Two incredibly funny scenes but I'm not sure either of them were intentional. It was a little boring but not anything too terrible. A Solid 5 out of 10 » Continue Reading
I walked downstairs to the acrid smell of burning flesh. My darling wife Elizabeth was holding a leg of lamb. Or at least what I thought was a leg of lamb. It certainly was lamb a few hours ago when she brought it down on the neck of the intruder. She greeted me with a kiss on the cheek and a disconcerting amount of enthusiasm for a small woman who had, just a few hours ago, killed a man with what... » Continue Reading
People make fun of to be a lot but if you like horror movies it's legitimately a great resource. It's at free, there's a decent handful of classics (legitimate and cult), and there's a bunch of great horror movies and thrillers from the '80s. Plus I'm like 95% sure it's ad free. » Continue Reading