i broke the law today. not actually. but it felt like it. i was the only soul in the office this morning and i spent most of the time hiding in the lounge, waiting for a cop to barge in and arrest me for trespassing. because of this, i was too nervous to turn on the lights, so i spent the entire day in the dark. like a mole woman but without the cool hair. the entire building smells of mildew and ... » Continue Reading
been having a bad time with glassware lately. i pride myself on my grace but in the last month or two i've shattered a soap dispenser, a wine glass, and chipped my gorgeous little soap dish. read into this as you'd like. i've been rushing too much while also having too little shit to do. i drag myself out of bed by my hair and stumble to work and sob in bed after my four-hour shifts. drain a bottl... » Continue Reading
i think if i looked as weird as grimes i'd probably call myself "c" or "the speed of light" or sum shit too. like you just have to be born phrenologically crazy to pull that off. you can tell my face has seen an iphone and like... a pair of tweezers before so it just wouldn't hit the same. idk y'all like give me crazy schizo name recs. i want to force my future children to call me the archangel of... » Continue Reading
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