one time i was in a burger place with my parents, and bowling for soup’s cover of stacy’s mom came on. y’know, the one by fountains of wayne? anyways, i knew it was bowling for soup’s cover of it by the first lyric i heard— hell, probably from the first bar of music in the intro. can someone admit me to a mental hospital? i fear i need it. thanks, guys. xoxo » Continue Reading
would girls be considered boneless? if you take into account their, well… serious lack of being able to BONE… and get a BONER… one would begin to think such things, no? just me? gah. i have jingle bell rock stuck in my head and i’m looking at pictures of cool bras on pinterest. i saw one with dinosaurs on it! » Continue Reading
guys since when is shakira like.. amazing. i fucking love shakira all of a sudden and it’s weirding me out. perhaps i’m finally turning into a middle aged white woman. or a gay man? gah. » Continue Reading